Force of Despair showing Squidward looking sadly out the window may work with the card's name, but has little to do with its mechanic of destroying creatures (unless I missed a particularly violent SpongeBob episode)
Actually, this sounds familiar While it's not quite the same thing as Dockside Extortionist , it definitely has a lot of similarities while also showing a more restrained design philosophy that's less exploitable
For upgrades, Id cut down on some of those and add more utility items
I imagine this commander often plays like a Storm deck, pumping mana into the second ability before finishing the table with a flurry of triggers from creatures like Firebrand Archer and Kessig Flamebreather
The pie describes the feel of all of the different colors in the game
Archivist of Oghma Of all the hate cards Ive mentioned, I think Archivist of Oghma is by far the fairest one, as you get a card out of the deal without directly punishing an opponent