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Princess Diana's revenge dress is one of the most famous fashion items in history for several reasons

Complemented by classic collar detailing and functional side pockets that maintain the garment's clean aesthetic

I had some difficulty fitting my dress through the subway turnstyle, and I took up about three seats when I was finally settled

SHIRT STAYS: not required but certainly will make the uniform look better for inspection

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A frosting of Tiffany diamonds - five million dollars' worth, to be precise - around her neck completed the look, along with the most modern iteration of a blue rinse imaginable