cold shoulder dress Fitted Satin Gown by Elizabeth K GL3060 4XL / Gold shoulder design with adjustable cami straps and short off Holiday Dresses: Cold Shoulder Dress

It has worked great in this fun salad dressing shaker

Barely-there heels and a clutch, both in neutral tones

And heres the crazy thing: It turns out the real dress is blue and black

Specifically, the designer was quoted in a 1997 text by Richard Harrison Martin for the Gianni Versace retrospective exhibit at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, saying that the eye-popping safety pin dresses in the collection were inspired by the punk subculture (hence the safety pins) and the Indian sari (as seen in the wrap-around design of the silhouette)

Adjustable ties at the sides to easily convert from dress to shirt length

On the catwalk, I forget to strike a pose