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Back in the '90s, long plaid skirts were all rage, as evidenced by Sarah Jessica Parker's outfit, paired with a blue poncho and red heels

Not just a pretty dress

And if the invitation says cocktail, do they mean cocktail attire (traditionally a dark suit and Oxfords) or cocktail party (which can mean pretty much anything beyond a basketball jersey and sweats)

But make no mistake: TAO rocks big time yet it values its privacy for a select few

Dress it up with statement earrings and heeled boots for an evening out, or keep it casual with trainers and a denim jacket for daytime errands

The kind of thing that a lawyer might own (I imagined), somber and classic and asexual