Any non-equipment artifact and non-aura enchantment you have that has a mana value of 4 or more become a 4/4 elemental with indestructible, haste, and whenever they hit a creature, you draw a card
Soon after came the book Whispering Woods which would kick off a cycle called the Greensleeves trilogy and it too had a coupon for a card - this one being Windseeker Centaur
Its robust design ensures maximum protection for your cards while providing a stylish way to showcase your collection
Spikey newer players will enjoy learning this lesson and everyone else simply gets to enjoy doing what new players tend to enjoy doing: gaining life
Of course, the horror works all the better if you have additional fuel for its fire, something that any token deck worth its sac should have an easy time providing
Aragorn and Arwen, Married, suffered the same fate, being creased and crumpled before landing in the trash