I Am Older Than The Internet motivational tee nobody bought a cruiser because

nobody bought a cruiser because it was the fastest thing on the road

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Warning: May cause inappropriate levels of positivity during catastrophic circumstances

or the refusal to stay where you've been put

" after being accused of being annoying

I Am Older Than The Internet motivational tee nobody bought a cruiser becauseDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Kids today will never understand the struggle. If you wanted to talk to somebody across town, you called them. If you wanted directions, you got lost first. If you wanted to know something, you either looked it up in a giant encyclopedia or argued about it for twenty years without ever finding the answer. This shirt is for the proud survivors of a time before Wi Fi, smartphones, social media, streaming