Deal damage to an opponent equal to the number of creature tokens you control
This card has become a staple in Pioneer Scapeshift decks, so we're adding it now that it has proven its relevance in the competitive metagame
Riding a hcariot pulled by bats, using a whip to strangle cyborg alien invaders, cackling all the time
1 of 1 is a bit weird to me, once it has been obtained (and revealed), all other sealed product should take a hit in value (no idea how this affects things in the sports market though, can someone shed some light?)
That would already be a perfect 2-drop for green, but Town Greeter also fills your graveyard and sometimes gains you some life for good measure
This includes permanents that became creatures after you gained control of them