Knight of the Kitchen Sink ("protection from even collector numbers") [Unstable] Magic Premiere Shop 2011 If a face-up EARTH Machine

If a face-up EARTH Machine monster(s) you control

Set: Magic 2013 Type: Creature — Wurm Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {5}{G}{G} Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking

except "Re-qliate"

when an attack is declared involving this card and an opponent's monster: You can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card

You and that player have a breath-holding contest

Knight of the Kitchen Sink ("protection from even collector numbers") [Unstable] Magic Premiere Shop 2011 If a face-up EARTH MachineSet: Unstable Type: Artifact Creature Cyborg Knight Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {W}{W} First strike, protection from even collector numbers (Nothing with an even collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.) "Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the gravy boat."