I Say Things I Don't Really Mean Before Coffee – Funny Snarky Caffeine Shirt dog poop humor And sometimes it's a beaver

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and enough shiny distractions to derail an entire afternoon

Apparently this bird skipped the middleman and dropped an entire breakfast

a little rude

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