I Have Selective Hearing – You Were Not Selected funny late shirt 🦋 Freedom isn't always given

🦋 Freedom isn't always given

this shirt is for people who’ve reached their daily limit and aren’t interested in explaining it

🤪 But when you've got a whole cast of competing personalities arguing inside your head

and anyone who knows freedom sometimes comes with paperwork

This shirt captures that rare moment when someone makes a point so catastrophically ridiculous that you briefly consider agreeing with them

I Have Selective Hearing – You Were Not Selected funny late shirt 🦋 Freedom isn't always givenDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Some people think selective hearing is a problem. Those people are wrong. It's not a problem at all. It's a feature. A highly refined filtering system developed over years of meetings that should've been emails, unsolicited advice, and conversations that started with, "Now don't get mad, but" This shirt delivers the bad news with all the warmth of an automated rejection letter. Sorry, but you were not