The Mammoth
The best bet you have are suspended spells since it wont exile those already exiled spells, or casting your commander from the command zone with some floating mana
Wizardcycling ( , Discard this card: Search your library for a Wizard card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.) Creature - Wizard Vedalken Color tag templates(None) Vela the Night-Clad Intimidate (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or creatures that share a color with it.) Other creatures you control have intimidate
WotC was so grateful for the increased exposure and for making the tournament one of the most memorable in years that they made a special card for the six writers from Robot Chicken who participated
This would point any nefarious civilization in the direction of the aforementioned Dyson spheres, probably
Okay, Okay, I'll stop with the Gorgon jokes and keep things stone faced from now on (that was the last one, I swear)