Back in the day, I used to make a puzzle column, called Magic : The Puzzling, that often exploited this quirky weirdness in the rules
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like Actions and Items, these Song cards can be played immediately
This more pillagy version of Ramirez combines everything that Pirates like to do: it makes Treasures, rewards you for hitting your opponent, and steals cards from other players
Committing a crime just seems so easy, requiring almost no work to trigger regularly, and this is a great payoff for it