(The goal of this deck was to speed up game play in a slow Cube, after all.) So, I kept out overly complicated cards
Saga creatures follow all the same rules that other Sagas do
In the same way youd focus on a lifelink player when theres no clear threat, you should expend resources on the Goad player while attacks are open
Since life gain becomes the centerpiece of this archetype, you can easily finish things off with Aetherflux Reservoir and hit your opponent with 50 damage when the required amount of life has been accumulated
Massacre Girl Playing Massacre Girl as your commander is a definite statement, and one which the Toski, Bearer of Secrets player at the table isnt a fan of
Of the 2-ink cards, we actually think Friend Owl Cantankerous Neighbor is the best