Occult Calling Beanie dogs Featuring a bold parody of

Featuring a bold parody of a legendary quote—"It pours the coffee or it gets the hose again"—this vessel is a visual exclamation point for your workstation or kitchen sanctuary

it is a communication tool for the professional outliers who navigate a world of redundant emails and low-velocity logic with a sense of savage irony and a total refusal to be bored by the sanitized debris of big-box retailers

Perfect for anyone who loves ancient Greek mythology

This is the definitive gesture for anyone who knows that some moments—especially those first few sips of a favorite roast—are sacred and deserve to be spent alone

Production: Made to order for maximum quality and detail

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