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Pinocchio Telling Lies T-Shirt masturbation But try pretending it’s notOh, Pinocchio, you mischievous little puppet. This shirt takes a classic, innocent childhood character and adds a very adult twist. Featuring Pinocchio with his famously long nose (which we all know gets longer with each lie), the caption Sit on my face and Ill tell you a lie is a cheeky invitation to the risqu side of things. Its for those who love a bit of humour that pushes boundaries and embraces the absurd. Whether youre a fan of classic fairy