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Although you'd probably want common Cultivate there instead and save your 5 Uncommon slots

Price: $21.48 4: Blossoming Tortoise (Extended Art) Wilds of Eldraine (WOE) One of the most unique creatures to be found in Wilds of Eldraine, the Blossoming Tortoise boosts land-creature strategies and the Extended Art really does justice to this gorgeous card design

An 8/8 Octopus is quite a cost, and there will be many games, and many opponents, that will dictate that giving an 8/8 out for free is a bad move

A plausible reason why this card has been the first to spike, is that Tiamat is a DnD god, and so it's unlikely to get a reprint (which would tank its value) in the upcoming universes-within MTG set

Lastly, Rimewall Protector is maybe more of a card for Brawl

cards that reduce the cost of instants and sorceries are especially common