Penis Bottle Opener - Vintage Cast Iron 18cm music hook Featuring the classic humorous wording

Featuring the classic humorous wording "Water for your dog or short people with low standards — we don't judge"

Geckos are a beloved part of Australian garden life

Duck lovers and poultry enthusiasts

Colour: Classic black finish

For XX Large (60cm): Comes with sturdy hanging mounts attached to the back — simply hang directly on wall hooks or nails for a clean

Penis Bottle Opener - Vintage Cast Iron 18cm music hook Featuring the classic humorous wordingPenis Bottle Opener Vintage Cast Iron Add a cheeky touch to your bar or man cave with this vintage style penis shaped bottle opener. Crafted from durable cast iron, this unique and humorous bottle opener is perfect for parties, hens nights, and as a long lasting novelty gift. Key Features Material: Heavy duty cast iron construction Design: Vintage penis shaped novelty bottle opener Dimensions: Approximately 18cm x 5cm Function: Sturdy and functional