mtg are conspiracy cards legal in commander What's Banned (And Why) and creatures you control are the chosen type. Advantageous Proclamation MTG - Magic:

Yes, so can Scavenging Ooze or Keen-Eyed Curator, and both are generally better in every context, but it's part of the equation

Theres probably a further joke here about Spider-UK drawing off of incoming creatures, but I think Ive made my point

Dont forget that Chromium can benefit from modifications like auras or +1/+1 counters even though static abilities are lost when the activated ability resolves

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You can remove a noncreature permanent and deal damage to every creature, upping the chance of disrupting opponents strategies

In theory, this card could be anything at all, however, it usually fits into one of a few categories