Getting Lifelink by default is good and can help you regain any life lost, so you can get the main reason for this card - +5/+5 and Indestructible
There isnt anything to read into here, the Neon Ink Chocobos are just really expensive
It does take a minute to set up, thanks to it being a Stage Two, but once its in motion, its a fantastic tool
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The only way to prevent you from getting your hand completely wrecked is to sideboard in a bunch of creatures (or a bunch of lands, but I dont really see the point of that) or to Thought Erasure or Duress away Distortion, in which case youre playing black and may as well play Thought Distortion yourself and try to wreck their hand instead
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