Phyrexian Tribute, Hazerider Drake, and River Boa are all examples of flavor text attributed to that author and book
Even if you do pull it off, the resulting creature is very vulnerable to removal
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This means it is near 50/50 centered on the front and pretty good on the back, no whitening, no scratches or surface damage, vibrant ink, no blurry text, edges are flat (not coming up), and corners are well rounded
These cards now seem to care only about sources you control
Bloomburrows Commander decks should be able to capitalize on this, drawing in a similar level of success as seen by the best-selling and well-regarded Universes Beyond: Fallout Commander pre-cons