Similar to our next selection, after this card was approved for print, Wizards of the Coast destroyed all but one copy of Shichifukujin Dragon to make it a truly special card
Since theres a subtheme of bouncing your creatures to create additional value, The Great Henge becomes even more ridiculous than it already is
Creature type alone isn't always enough to tell you whether a creature has four legs or not
Likewise, Terra, Magical Adept won't find you regular creatures, since it only cares about enchantments
We're looking for split, hybrid, or gold cards, for this project
Sure, your designers had no idea what Commander was when they made you, and you did have your time in the limelight in Standard, but it's just so difficult not to wonder what would have happened if you, like your opposing cousinopposing cousin, had ended up with the "each opponent" wording instead of "target player"