She put up with so much crap from Demetrius, being betrothed to him then tossed aside when he fell for Hermia, and what does she get in return
Brawl Brawl is exactly like Commander, except you can only use cards that are in Standard, and you can only have 60 cards in total, instead of Commanders 100
Blankman The name of a card is something that works with a lot of Magic cards
In all other languages there are 15 different box toppers
They might be cooks, farmers, clerks, or guides, equipped with tools of their trade (give them fruit/vegetable themes, such as a trowel made from a melon slice
I do think this is an absolutely A+ carrier for artifact/equipment decks, especially since it can help enable things that synergize with historic cards in equipment heavy strategies too