Ready to start playing
I swung out for some ridiculous number (I think while playing my Locust God deck) and was absolutely sure I was going to win
Normally, you try to play card draw during an opponent's turn to remove them and grant yourself Tentacle tokens, but we'll be more than happy to just remove three of them a turn with Spider-Man while we tap down opposing blockers
The shuffle effect is minor and if that is all there was to this card, I'd say it's not worth running

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It was also the first time I had encountered a piece of flavor text that came from old literature