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Good rare options include the power 9, cards from the reserved list (proxied, of course), or cards that are banned in certain formats
Luffy ST-31 provides an excellent starting point for enthusiasts seeking a ready-to-play deck immediately
Need your Puresteel Paladin alive to reduce the cost of equipment
Sideloading sleeves work better to prepare multiple cards of moderate value quickly
Of course, printing a narrow sideboard card like Grafdigger's Cage doesn't mean that Snapcaster Mage goes from the best card in Standard to completely unplayable, but it does offer players a way to compete with the graveyard theme from Innistrad