And the three of us have called ourselves that ever since
(6/16/2023) In a Two-Headed Giant game, life gained by your teammate won't cause Bilbo, Birthday Celebrant's first ability to apply, even though it will cause your team's life total to increase.
Living Death Living Death (no, not Living End) is a 5-mana sorcery that basically swaps the creatures in play with the creatures in graveyards
Worse still, I am at all times one forgotten password away from losing everything I spent my money on, and that realization, combined with my own penchant for locking myself out of Gmail like an idiot, is what finally led me to give up on mobile card games
I this the future looks pretty hostile for control decks, honestly, but if theres an Azorius control deck, this will certainly be a part of it
All you need is to equip the vampire knight with a simple Sorcerer's Wand and it can deal damage and untap for infinite damage (and life, as if it matters at this point)