I'd much rather use the opportunity to actually make the silly thing, not to lie about it
If a permanent ever has both +1/+1 counters and -1/-1 counters on it at the same time, they're removed in pairs as a state-based action so that the permanent has only one of those kinds of counters on it
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Instead, a second "reflexive" ability triggers when you exile it
At worst, this is a 5 mana, draw multiple cards spell, essentially, assuming you immediately kill it for its -3 ability
