I can't even have a mana cost because it's so long
Sure, you can do cute things like give it indestructible with Darksteel Plate, but I expected more here
I guess if you're determined to play Minotaur tribal then this is sort of your Aether Vial, but even that is a stretch
Two mana means you can get them out really early, and that ability is going to keep your hand filled to the brim with excellent cards to cast
"Red Deck Wins" or "Deadguy Red" decks differ from burn in that they are more concerned with playing creature spells that can attack early (Jackal Pup, Ash Zealot, Zurgo Bellstriker, Eidolon of the Great Revel, Boros Reckoner, Hellrider, and so on) and using damage spells to remove potential blockers, getting an opponent low enough in life that 1-2 burn spells can finish the job
as the two front-facing cards