To mitigate this, I resolved to buy all of my (Swiss round) opponents a drink at the bar, to allow all of my opponents to play first, and above all to apologize in advance
Sheoldred, Whispering One The first iteration of Sheoldred, Sheoldred, Whispering One reanimates something from your graveyard on your upkeep and forces opponents to sacrifice a creature on their upkeep
For example, you win the game if you control eight Thopter artifact creature tokens as Mechanized Production's ability resolves, even if Mechanized Production isn't attached to a Thopter
I guess Aysen Crusader is just like, three decades ahead of the curve
Shield Counters The battlefield, as it turns out, is a pretty dangerous place
Land Tax, known as the white Ancestral, allows a player who's behind on the land count to search his or her library for three basic lands a turn, and then draw the normal card for the turn on top of the previous trio