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Your opponent's Cryptic Command will miss

Given that there is an Un-card (see above) of it called Chaos Confetti I am inclined to believe this is true

It will probably go in every deck with Green I play

All Printings 56 Format Legality 18 Tlrnot legal Duellegal Brawllegal Pennylegal Predhlegal Futurelegal Legacylegal Modernlegal Paupernot legal Alchemylegal Pioneerlegal Vintagelegal Historiclegal Standardlegal Timelesslegal Commanderlegal Gladiatorlegal Old Schoolnot legal Premodernnot legal Oathbreakerlegal Standard Brawllegal Pauper Commandernot legal Competitivebrawllegal

So, what else do we need to finish this thing off

I highly doubt it is good enough