Guzzlord (Fantastical Parade) is not available in Rare Packs
Players can use loyalty abilities by adding or removing loyalty counters
And in a pinch, you can Swords your own creature to gain enough life to keep in the game
Dialga DP and Palkia DP could both max out at 40 damage while sporting 90 HP each
It also presents quite the clock, turning a handful of ninjas into truly deadly assassins while flipping up cards like Shadow of Mortality and Dig Through Time
I mean, we could have gotten some adequate flavor text like, The Skullcap induces both paranoia and inspiration in equal measure, or, Were not sure if wearing it is agony or ecstasy. You could even add a bit of whimsy to it, I dont know if wearing it is torture or pleasure, but Im not putting it on! Shoot, you could even go with a creepy horror asylum concept like, After it was grafted to Patient 32, his face was rendered in two, one half fully ecstatic, and the other fully painful, as if his body could not choose which sensation it was experiencing