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Pollen-Shield Hare Pollen-Shield Hare is the combination of buffing creature tokens and a combat trick that gives +X/+X, where X is the number of creatures you control

If Wizards ever updates hybrid mana rules to either/or for colour identity, [[Long Feng, Grand Secretariat]] becomes even more versatile

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Straight out of the gate, Unrivaled Lethality doubles all damage that this card deals (and that can stack with double strike), not just combat damage, making it actually more like a 4/2 for three mana, but thanks to its next ability to easily get more counters when it deals damage to another creature which can quickly make this card a powerhouse

If all of the damage is prevented, Lightning's effect no longer applies.

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