Whether you plan to sneak this in with a Collector's Cage, reanimate it with a Zombify, or just use a bunch of elves and Elvish Archdruid, this isn't a card you expect to play fairly
This doesnt double as a finisher itself the way that Finale of Devastation does, except that casting this for x=8 and finding Craterhoof Behemoth is usually close enough
Upgrade 3 For better recursion, I am putting in Loamcrafter Faun
Disable your opponents Bloom Tender, Mother of Runes or Viscera Seer, and give yourself that effect instead
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It won't be named "your choice of A, E, I, O, or U." The token doesn't have any abilities and doesn't usually do much except give you a vowel to work with when spelling words