house of cards mtg Commander Duskmourn Horror (BR) Endless Punishment — Twenty Sided Ravenous Neonate deals damage equal to the amount of life you gained this turn to any target House, 36 cards | Magic:

We dont see this in counterfeit cards, as the majority use a different printing process

Thats arguably an even better expression of the character than the previous Deadpool prints, since now hes redesigning the cards himself

Any opposing permanents you can destroy, sacrifice, or otherwise consume with your Rat horde will continuously ping players for one damage each

You get a full two turns to play these cards so the impulse effect is fairly lenient and because at the time of writing this card has been recently printed, it's very accessible too, much cheaper than the identical Reckless Impulse

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and finally, we'll look at a comparable card printed in the last few years to see just how far creatures have come over the past three decades