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Its not even a very good sewing job, as the eyes and mouth remain mostly open, meaning that the objective here was more about achieving the utmost cruelty, less about actually preventing the person to see or speak

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Metallic Rebuke, however, looks to be a much stronger option and will work very well with the available artifacts in Standard

Cabal Stronghold allows you to ramp up a decent amount late game

Abzan decks can have a hard time drawing cards, so if you can untap with your commander, youre getting an Assault Formation effect that draws cards even if your opponents are about to remove your commander

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