Even though it was my first time in the US, it wasn't close
Divine Visitation Chief: There are so many cards these days that create tons of creature tokens at once, but the majority of those cards create 1/1 creatures with no keywords
The attraction mechanic requires playing lots of weaker cards
Ashe, Princess of Darkness A good limited creature for artifact heavy decks with an aggressive tilt, Ashes size is acceptable, just watch that she trades with any 2 powered creature
Tapped attackers still dealt combat damage
For example, if you have six cards in hand as Doctor Octopus's last ability resolves, and you also control Thought Reflection (an enchantment that says "If you would draw a card, draw two cards instead"), you'll end up drawing four cards