To decrease the length of the battle, add in lots of good magic cards like Mirror Wall or Mirror Force and strong monsters with high ATK like Seiyaryu, Swordstalker, Pumpking the King of Ghosts, and Red Eyes Black Dragon
Magic card data is pulled from the Scryfall API
This version is the rainbow foil edition and includes the mismatched capital letters associated with the meme
If youre still learning how to play Yu-Gi-Oh!, you could start by using one of the premade starter or structure decks available, seeing how their cards work together, and then tweaking it to create your own variant by adding and removing cards rather than building a complete Yu-Gi-Oh
Ultimately, if you can get the MTG X Spongebob Secret Lairs for their original value, they are still a better deal than buying all of the cards separately
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