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It's a red Lhurgoyf creature that costs three generic and one red mana, and has a classic Tarmogoyf statline - its power is equal to the number of card types in all graveyards, and its toughness is that number plus one

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Mufasa, Ruler of Pride Rock, allows a player to gain four Lore each time it quests, in addition to featuring four Strength and nine Willpower

It requires setup, and the opponent isnt going to be sacrificing essential permanents right away, but this is the right spell when the right situation is on the board

You can see the XXX/500 numbering in the above image

Queen is also far better defensively with deathtouch and the far more important and rare flying in green