If you can turn down the eyewatering price this variant of Loot can fetch, it would make an excellent flex in your Command Zone
Next, the one who summoned the card can choose a non-land card from their opponent's hand and make them discard it
Decklist: Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose in EDH Exquisite Blood | Illustration by Cynthia Sheppard Commander (1) Planeswalker (1) Creature (26) Accursed Marauder Ayara, First of Locthwain Blood Artist Bloodletter of Aclazotz Bloodthirsty Aerialist Bloodthirsty Conqueror Creeping Bloodsucker Crypt Ghast Dread Presence Enduring Tenacity Falkenrath Noble Gifted Aetherborn Gray Merchant of Asphodel Marauding Blight-Priest Markov Baron Nighthawk Scavenger Nullpriest of Oblivion Sanctum Seeker Sangromancer Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER Shard of the Nightbringer Vampire of the Dire Moon Veinwitch Coven Vein Ripper Vraan, Executioner Thane Zulaport Cutthroat Enchantment (7) Black Market Connections Exquisite Blood Gonti's Machinations Greed Palace Siege Phyrexian Arena Sanguine Bond Artifact (13) Aetherflux Reservoir Alhammarret's Archive Arcane Signet Bolas's Citadel Bontu's Monument Cosmos Elixir Demon's Horn Jet Medallion Mind Stone Pristine Talisman Sol Ring Staff of the Death Magus Tithing Blade Instant (7) Consuming Corruption Crypt Incursion Dark Ritual Erebos's Intervention Fell the Profane Hagra Mauling Infernal Grasp Sorcery (10) Blood Tribute Corrupt Demonic Tutor Diabolic Tutor Exsanguinate Feed the Swarm Insatiable Avarice Night's Whisper Sign in Blood Toxic Deluge Land (34) Bojuka Bog Cabal Coffers Cabal Stronghold Castle Locthwain Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx Radiant Fountain Swamp x27 Witch's Cottage Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose turns lifegain into a weapon
It's fairly flexible too, since the Squirrels it buffs don't have to come from the 'Spitter itself, and you can feed other tokens to it to preserve your Squirrel legion
Now let's finish with artifact caring lands
If there's one card in Modern Horizons 2 that could attract a banning, this is it
