mtg otj cards Djinn of Fool's Fall · Outlaws of Thunder Junction (OTJ) #43 · Scryfall Magic: The Gathering Search One Last Job

Ready / Willing Ready / Willing allows for a good attack step or defense in the Abzan decks that can cast both parts

His ability isn't exactly unheard of as far as attacking creatures go but as far as I know the blocking portion he brings to the table is pretty unique

Then exile it.) Sorcery Sorcery (CTRL to add secondary) Sideboard Gemstone Caverns If this card is in your opening hand and you're not the starting player, you may begin the game with Gemstone Caverns on the battlefield with a luck counter on it

Ancestral Recall (Vintage Masters) | Illustration by Ryan Pancoast Suspend is a keyword ability in Magic that allows you to pay a specific mana cost and exile a card with a number of time counters on it

Sonic Assault deals 2 damage to that creatures controller

That said, on with the jokes