pokemon cloyster card TCG - XY1 - 017/060 (U) this attack does nothing (not even damage) Cloyster - Wetgoat

A cracking little card

Orcish Squatters doesn't have a funny artwork, but the effect has it 'squat' in an enemy-controlled land and take control of it for you, except that the Squatters can't attack

Mewtwo EX (Paradox Rift) brought Mewtwo back to competitive prominence in the Scarlet and Violet era, and the various rarity tiers from the set offer modern collectors multiple price points for acquiring a current-generation Mewtwo card

Youre in green so youre always going to be playing lands

She can also make an army of plants and kill you that way - the very slow Avenger of Zendikar

The first three packs were completely dry, with three green codes (all of which yield non-holos in the rare slot), but the last pack came through in a major way