Laughably, I did chores at an unprecedented clip
If you're doing well, your opponents will all probably have less life than you, in which case you get a bunch of tokens every turn
Azorius Control | Standard | Roman Fusco, SCG Con Las Vegas ReCQ/1st Creatures (5) 2 Beza, the Bounding Spring 2 Marang River Regent 1 Overlord of the Mistmoors Planeswalkers (1) 1 Elspeth, Storm Slayer Instants (16) 4 Consult the Star Charts 4 Get Lost 4 No More Lies 3 Three Steps Ahead 1 Essence Scatter Sorceries (7) 1 Split Up 2 Ultima 2 Day of Judgment 2 Stock Up Enchantments (5) 2 Seam Rip 3 Aang's Iceberg My sideboard has more one-ofs for more specific matchups like Overlord of the Mistmoors against Dimir Midrange and Rest in Peace for graveyard-centric decks
But be careful, while a 1st Edition Charizard might sound like a goldmine, its value is significantly impacted by condition
Once it is played, you can deal five damage to either a chosen character or a Location card
The inspiration here was Drown in Filth and Rot Farm Skeleton