mtg cards with amass orcs mechanic in Magic: The Gathering's Fallen Empire set Mass, 39 cards | Magic:

Youre in a Grixis color identity, and all you have to do to take advantage for Marchesas reanimation is have your pirates swing at and dethrone whoever has the most life

Not what every face-down deck wants, but an all-star in the decks that do

Too many times, the games either just ran out of control or the Slivers were pounded into oblivion

The non-creature spells in the deck are counterspells like Essence Scatter, bounce spells such as Fading Hope, and card draw consisting of Thirst for Discovery or Impulse

Ramp spells are incredibly potent in the Commander format of Magic: The Gathering

The two cards don't actually have anything to do with each other beyond sharing an artist, which I think makes the joke a bit more ridiculous