That pink-haired adventurer trips on a skull, drops what appears to be her torch and scroll, smashes onto a mirror behind her, and her magical wizard staff snaps upon impact to the mirror
It turns out that there are more than a few creatures that get a lot better when you turn them into artifacts and give them a mana ability, especially if you want to give yourself a repetitive stress injury in your wrist by tapping and untapping Horseshoe Crab, Simic Ragworm, Soliton, or Morphling until they kick you out of the LGS
Or you could look at the art and build with cards that all have a chair, or someone screaming or kneeling
This ability also lets you draw two cards since Vilis draws you cards when you lose a life
You and I likely disagree about certain religious or metaphysical truths as well, but that doesnt make either of our beliefs less valid
However, having that lovely cardboard serotonin of opening an MTG booster pack at the same time would be even better