The second is a 1/2 for the same cost as the first and this will drain a life from each foe when a dork or planeswalker you control dies
As expected, a large part of this enticing value is made up by the new Secret Lair cards
If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.) Creature - Squirrel Warlock Recursion (CTRL to add secondary) Removal Binding the Old Gods (As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter

Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar Decklist Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar | Illustration by Ryan Pancoast Commander (1) Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar Planeswalker (1) Creature (27) Cauldron Familiar Goblin Welder Asylum Visitor Conspiracy Theorist Goblin Engineer Juri, Master of the Revue Pack Rat Voltaic Servant Academy Manufactor Anje's Ravager Big Game Hunter Glint-Horn Buccaneer Squee, Goblin Nabob Tempting Witch Grave Scrabbler Ovalchase Daredevil Surly Badgersaur Archfiend of Ifnir Bone Miser Brash Taunter Muck Drubb Necrogoyf Ox of Agonas Reckless Wurm Street Wraith Archfiend of Spite Shadowgrange Archfiend Instant (21) Bone Shards Burning Inquiry Faithless Looting Gamble Lightning Axe Reanimate Avacyn's Judgment Cathartic Reunion Dreadbore Feed the Swarm Night's Whisper Shatterskull Smashing Thrill of Possibility Chef's Kiss Fiery Temper Bake into a Pie Pirate's Pillage Terminal Agony Unexpected Windfall Taste of Death Blasphemous Act Enchantment (2) Artifact (12) Blood Fountain Manifold Key Sol Ring The Underworld Cookbook Voltaic Key Witch's Oven Arcane Signet Idol of Oblivion Rakdos Signet Talisman of Indulgence Clock of Omens Trading Post Land (36) Arid Mesa Ash Barrens Blackcleave Cliffs Blightstep Pathway Blood Crypt Bloodstained Mire Bojuka Bog Buried Ruin Cabal Coffers Canyon Slough Castle Locthwain Command Tower Dragonskull Summit Exotic Orchard Fabled Passage Foreboding Ruins Forgotten Cave Geier Reach Sanitarium Haunted Ridge Luxury Suite Marsh Flats Mortuary Mire Mountain x2 Myriad Landscape Phyrexian Tower Rakdos Carnarium Reliquary Tower Shadowblood Ridge Smoldering Marsh Swamp x3 Temple of Malice Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth Witch's Cottage Last but not least, let's see what my final list looks like after all that work

There's no shortage of damage dealers in Endless Punishment
How about Azusa, or Ramunap Excavator, or whatever other creature thats helping the lands engine hum along