Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens
You need a specific objective or a certain board state before you even consider investing resources to crack open the battle (apart from discarding a card, paying three mana, and tapping this thing)
(6/7/2024) If a spell or ability says that it would "destroy" a creature enchanted with an Aura that has umbra armor, that spell or ability is what causes the Aura to be destroyed instead
Blasphemous Act Blasphemous Act is a complete color pie break, which is part of its power
Even there, though, it's not really an archetype in its own right
All you need is one more Ape to mate with the Kong, and then you can make an epic amount of Ape tokens as well