you just want that attack trigger each time, so with Agent of the Shadow Thieves, you just simply attack an opponent who qualifies, and Durnan gets a bit bigger and becomes very difficult to kill in combat
It hates on tutoring and fetch lands, and its a good value creature all-around
Coercive Recruiter has theft-related effects
Kros abilities work wonderfully in tandem, obviously, but the scope of what the second ability can trigger off of often means we can goad many creatures at once with something like Thrive or The Crowd Goes Wild
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While it may not affect the board state at all, with your commander down, it's a two-mana, draw 12 deal, which seems like a pretty good deal