The wizard text isnt irrelevant, giving this a home with commanders like Azami, Lady of Scrolls, but it wont matter much in a merfolk build
As a child, of course the draw was always the near-infinite amount of candy I would gather throughout the night
Plus, theres all the fun of Tree of Perdition and its life-swapping chicanery that can shorten a match, or be used as a bargaining chip for politically-minded games
But given his Cloudcuckoolander-ness, it'll often just be an Awesome, but Impractical visual gag or something
Feed the Swarm Feed the Swarm is about as clean as it gets and really drives home blacks mantra of greatness at any cost. It's enchantment removal that feels appropriately black, and doubling up as creature removal means its pretty safe to run without fear of never having a target
A late-game Cyclonic Rift may as well be a proper board wipe, as it forces you to discard multiple cards to the hand size limit unless you can somehow manage to pay enough mana to re-cast all your permanents