Ruby cards have an aggressive approach to their playstyle, with abilities and effects that focus on boosting Strength or Willpower for Challenges against other Glimmers or giving the player extra Lore tokens from making Challenges and winning them
This added, and somewhat unnecessary randomness, is what stops this card from being higher on the list, but all other abilities are extremely useful, and we can see this card being a staple in mono-red aggro decks and perhaps some more aggressive Izzet decks too
I don't care how many accidents he causes per day
It's a little one-note, but that note sounds like the trumpet of victory
Archon of the Wild Rose's ability overwrites all previous effects that set the affected creatures' power and/or toughness to specific values
Achieving the former is easy enough playing cards like Teferis Protection, Boros Charm, or Avacyn, Angel of Hope can mean your lands stick while everyone elses hit the bin