I doubt McDonald's will do one for year of the Sheep, Rabbit, Ox, etc
So naturally, well include multiple cards with strong effects that force you to deramp
This is a lot of power packed into the commander Lord Xander, and the guaranteed half-board wipe is a strong method of deterrence
Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is that spell's mana value
If youre firmly on the tokens plan, then look to Staff of the Storyteller, a card that makes a 1/1 flier and should give you a card per turn cycle if you have the mana to spare
The name Fblthp (pronounced Fibblethip), first appeared around 2003 as a pseudonym during a Q&A session back in 2003, before even the original Ravnica block