You're going to have a lot of different vampires with a lot of different powers, which means Redemption Choir is--at worst-- a Hill Giant with lifelink that can resurrect a three-mana critter
Waves of Aggression Red has a serious love for Relentless Assault effects that grant you an additional combat phase
This amount of life lost, combined with having to make it through three turns of your opponents before using the cards (unless youre specifically a deck built around maximizing it, including cards like Borne Upon a Wind), makes for a dangerous game
If were being honest though, we know why youre here - its because seeing Stitch as a rock star is so fun
Theres a true arcane feel to it: magically enhancing your creature in a bevy of ways, be it stats, keywords, or some great effect
The result: The crowns were an ingenious idea